- I have lung trouble [indigestion, loose bowels, constipation, cold fits, nervous trouble].
- I have diarrhea. I wonder if I ate something bad yesterday.
- I think it must have been that prawn cutty which gave me the trots.
- I need some medicine for a gyppy tummy.
- I said I did but I didn't quite see how spending valuable summer hours picking up almonds and feeding his dish-faced loose-boweled dog meant I was the man of the house?
- Add subsidiary food queen first time human excrement at03:40in the afternoon: how second regards5o'clock in the evening is: have loose bowels.
- Constipation diarrhea heart attack tuberculosis....